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Alt Porn Sucks Review

Reviewed: 2009-07-29
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Our Rating: 77/100

Quality of Content: 20/25

Purchase Value: 12/20

Leased/Own Content: 15/15

Update Frequency: 6/10

Content Variety: 8/10

Tour Promises/Reality: 5/5

Originality: 8/10

Navigation: 3/5

Images: yes

Live Shows / Chat: no

Streaming Video: yes

Downloadable Video: yes

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REASON: Site no longer exists and shows an error, or redirects to a parked page.

Tour Promises promises plot-based hardcore starring alt chicks, 100% exclusive videos and access to 7 websites.

My Opinion About AltPornSucks

With a name like Alt Porn Sucks, you'd think that there would be an inordinate amount of cocksucking. Well, the tattooed and pierced babes do give head, but the site is much more unique than this.

AltPornSucks is a response to all those sites that think good porn is simply showing two people fucking. The movies on this site build sexual tension with hot, fun stories that aren't at all cheesy. Plot porn is what this site specializes in, but there is more to this membership than the videos. First, there is a forum inside the members' area, and this means you get a chance to interact with Goth models and with admirers like yourself. Second, there are seven Goth hardcore sites, which is a fabulous deal for less than 20 dollars a month. JoannaAngel, BurningAngel, FuckMeInTheBathroom, HeavyMetalPussyParty, BigBoobsAreCool, POVPunx and CumOnMyTattoo are the included sites.

While there is a lot to feast on, AltPornSucks is a small site. It's also a newly launched one. As a matter of fact, aside from Joanna Angel and Burning Angel, most of the network was launched in April 2009. This isn't a bad thing, but it does mean that the sites require a bit of time to grow. The average number of videos on all the new sites is nine. Even here on this site there are only 10 episodes and 10 sets of photos. The good news is that the films average about 30 minutes, the babes a gorgeous and the hardcore will rock your cock.

Photosets include about 30 images. These are amateur in style, but they're always crisp 1080x810 photos. Colours are bright, which does justice to all the tattoos and while there are close-ups of cocksucking, hardcore and pussy, you won't find photos so close that you feel like you're looking at medical images. The problem is that the pictures are a pain to download. When you click a thumbnail, the photo opens in a Flash browser and you can't simply right click and save the photo. Instead, you need to go through a daunting process to even save one image because there aren't Zip galleries here either.

However, the videos are really the reason to join this site. Each movie is available in clips and they can also be downloaded in full-length. There are low and high quality MOV and WMV files and both average around 1600kbps with a 480x360 screensize. The flicks download quickly and the quality is crisp. In one movie, Kylee Kross is kidnapped by an evil Tommy Pistol. He takes his victim to his hideout where his equally devilish partner, Pinky Lee, is waiting. Together, the two tie up the damsel and torture her with pleasures she's never experienced. As they play with her tits and lick her pussy, she gets so horned up that there is nothing she won't do to complete the pleasure. The films are really well put together and a whole lot of fun, I just wish there were more of them.

Final Verdict

Alt Porn Sucks is a hardcore site, but one where the movies actually have plots and plots that make sense! All the players are alternative with lots of ink and even piercings and every single one of them is horny and ready to get it going on. The quality is good and the bonus sites make up for the small amount of content. On its own, it would be hard to recommend the site as is, but with the bonuses the price of the membership is very reasonable.

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